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[ Sasuke is free to steal Momo's emoji game... ]

okay, okay! thanks ♪

question 1! tell me three things you absolutely can't live without (｀･-･´)/

[ Could Momo be any more transparent about the mission he's chosen from the forum post??? The answer is no. ]

[Sasuke using emojis.... Ah.

It's no surprise Momo is so boldly going at one of the quests. It's very Momo, he thinks, to do it this way.]

And here I thought you were my little brother. Shouldn't you know this already?

[Did Momo really think Sasuke would make it that easy?]

[ As expected of Sasuke... he doesn't make this easy for Momo. This is well within Momo's calculations, though— if at first he doesn't succeed, try, try again. ]

and here i thought you were my darling nii-san...! treat me kindly... spoil me... (´•̥ ω •̥` ')

spoil me by letting me spoil you...... (´._.｀)

The things I can't live without aren't something you can give me. I already have them. You're going about it the wrong way.

Give me three things from you, and I'll see if they're something I won't be able to live without either.

[ He reads this.

Rereads this.

He can't even begin to understand how or why Sasuke can destroy him like this literally all the time. ]

(´,,•з•,,`) < hello, police? there's an ikemen trying to kill me... please do something about this ASAP

but, ok! momo-chan accepts this challenge!
even if the three things turn out to be things you don't need,
i hope they at least make you smile

maybe i'll make it four things!
one for each week |•'-'•)و✧

[ and thus... Momo has sealed Sasuke's fate for the rest of this month. RIP. ]

[Rest in peace, Sasuke Uchiha.]

Alright. I'll expect four. And the jacket I loaned you. I'll repay you. For each thing you bring me, I'll teach you some taijutsu.

gotcha ☆
stay tuned for updates!!!

[ It's too bad Momo's gonna be a little cagey once everything starts kicking off for real... that's the reason why Sasuke will find a scavenged bag hanging from his doorknob three days later instead of the usual overeager young man in person.

Inside, he'll find three things: his bomber jacket, freshly hand-washed; a hand-made omamori with a crudely-made Uchiha symbol stitched onto its back, the coloring all wrong (navy quilting and white bedspreads— he did his best); and a handwritten note written in green ink. ]

rain check on the taijutsu!

bummed that i don't get to be your cute little brother anymore,
but thanks for the jacket, too ♪

stay safe, and smile !

love,

momo

[ And because Momo will keep his word for at least 4 tokens of appreciation for this month— he substitutes the shitty momostrone soup for his week 2 gift, but the week 3 gift is another handmade trinket.

For the purposes of this gift, he took apart some scarves he found in this color, and threaded it with some curtains he found in Bluo in this color. The result is a good luck bracelet that looks a little like this; again, it comes with a note in green ink. ]

hope you're feeling better!

are you wearing a shirt today?! keep your stomach warm!!!!

love,

momo !

[ On the bottom of the note is a little drawing: it's Nyasuke. ]

Edited 2018-11-23 12:02 (UTC)

[Luckily, Sasuke is Supreme Goth Dad, and it'll be easy for Momo to catch a glimpse of the good luck bracelet amidst all his stupid black and grey: it's not on his wrist--it may be because he uses his hand and arm so much--but it is looped vertically around the front portion of the belt on his waist, shining with color.

love, momo !, huh?

There's a reply letter, but it lacks words. All Momo gets on the piece of paper is this horrendous idol dog thing.]